Gedichtjes en spreuken

Vandaag eens geen recept, tip of recensie, maar wat leuke cupcakegedichten en -spreuken. Gewoon om even te lachen!

Cupcakes are delicious

Als je dit gedichtje leest, weet ik zeker dat je meteen zin een cupcakeje krijgt!

That creamy, silky goodness
That’s swirled all on top
I just can’t wait to put my tongue
Inside
And lick it up

So so sweet like candy
And dripping down the sides
One little taste is all it takes
To feel that cupcake high

So hard to keep from tasting it
So close and yet so far
Sitting on that counter
Next to the cookie jar

That zig-zag silver wrapper
Holds all that yum inside
If I peel it back, just a little teeny bit
I’ll have to make it mine

I can’t just let it sit there
That would just be wrong
Someone else might take it
When I’ve waited so long

C’mere you little trollop
Our time has come at last
I’m peeling back that silver
But I won’t eat you fast

I’ll wrap my teeth around you
And sink my teeth in slow
Icing all over my lips
And on the tip of my nose

Dear God it tastes like heaven
Each delicious bite
I think I need a cigarette
And more cupcakes for tonight.

The life of a cupcake

En het laatste gedichtje, geschreven door een cupcakeje met een beetje zielig einde….

They put me in the oven to bake.
Me, a deprived and miserable cake.
Feeling the heat, I started to bubble.
Watching the others, I knew I was in trouble.

They opened the door and I started my life.
Frosting me with a silver knife,
Decorating me with candy jewels.
The rest of my batch looked like fools.

Lifting me up, she took off my wrapper.
Feeling the breeze, I wanted to slap her.
Opening her mouth with shiny teeth inside,
This was the day this cupcake died.